On redblueamerica.com, there was a blog recently posted AL AND BARACK by kevinkind. When I tried to post this response, I was flagged for god knows what reason. So here it is, my take on if Al Gore was to respond to Kevin's plea, it might go something like this...
Kevin, buddy, um... thank you. As much I appreciate your plea, and truly I do, for asking me to consider, if asked, the position as VP to the non stopable Obama-Bot, I would have to say, ah... NO! I have already been there, done that and as you can see it didn't work out too well the first time around with Bill. Most of my VP'ness was keeping Bill out of trouble; and trying to justify his expense account (i.e. cigars) and I can't go through that again with Obama. The 3AM wake up calls alone would really piss Tipper off. Plus, I have a lot on my plate with this Global Warming thing you know, saving the world, getting honored and the whole shabang. I just don't have the time.
Let me ask you this... how can I VP someone who is just not right for the job even though the thought of taking the wind out of Hillary's sails is very tempting :evil grin, rubbing hands: (keep that between us ok) not to mention how much it would piss Bill off, but hey, payback is a bitch. Frankly, between us girls, I am still trying to digest how Obama even got as far as he did with the little we do know about him. Hillary, bless her little abrasive heart, is still hoping someone will dig up some "more" dirt on the Obama-Bot in her eleventh hour to change the minds of the powers that BE. I almost want to make that call to her myself and say darlin, how is that working for you?
In any event, thanks again for thinking of me. Even though I could the extra income to help pay for my "energy efficient house and natural gas bills" of which the press will not seem to stop hounding me on, which as you know totalled around $30,000 back in 2006, how about considering, o gotta run, just blew another fuse. That 18,400kWh is killling me and my reputation. Take care!
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